thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then